Your Present - Grab it ! Take your Revenge
Georgious Horse Apples - For Friends and Enemies
Revenge Bargains are individual and eccentric presents. Some wrapping, tins and boxes had to be sorted out, because they had become too expensive, because they had run out of stock at the manufacturer´s or because theirs size does not really fit. Anyway: They will chase your insomnia, calm your spirit and give your enemy a nice surprise ... So go ahead and strike back!
Here is a charming present in a decorative and well stuffed box filled with your greetings form the country. Content: About a litre of it or a quart of a gallon of great road apples, vulgo "horse shit".
Surprise your enemies with lovely Revenge Bargains
Content: An ecological and strong natural gift, very down to earth and honest, no glyphosate.
An anonymous gift as always, only the angels know what you have done.
A charming present on all occasions and for all your enemies, which takes revenge for all your injuries in life. Fast delivery. May contain some pox on and off as well as your curses, of course.
For heavier cases you may want to apply a bomb.
Sent in an impressive cardbord box.